Miscalculating Love and Marriage from a Female Viewpoint

Tips to deciphering the female. Learn how she responds to the men in her life and what and how she behaves in certain circumstances.

Ladies just entering a marital or another kind of formal relationship tend to change the way they behave and it is this transformation that many men find problematic and worrying. Some of these are so funny and ironic that they seem too real to be true. But they are. In this article, you will be able to take a short glimpse into some of the more obvious behavioral patterns followed by married women.

So, what are the points of discussion that one can discover? Laughter and how one can take marital relationships and undo them using the skill of laughing and joy is one of the most important features of this essay. And, for those offended, please bear in mind that offense is not the focus or reason intended, but rather true happiness through the joy of laughter.

Here, you will be able to examine and appraise some of the more common ways in which women behave in all their dealings with their men.

1) She can and will confront her partner when she feels she has grown in size. But, for him, his reply must always be similar.

2) She will talk against her own kin. But, under no circumstances can he indulge himself in such behaviour as well.

3) Women also enjoy bashing their significant others family, and if he does not agree then he is blind and stupid.

4) If a man makes a mess but does not clean it up he is being lazy, but when the a woman leaves a mess it is ok because she is just tired.

5) She is allowed to claim that if he is annoyed by her behaviour, he can leave. But, he can, under no circumstances, claim the same thing.

6) When he barks out at their kids, he must control himself because she never does the same. In her case, it is their kids who must learn how not to anger her.

7) When a Woman asks her significant other to make her a cup of coffee it is no big deal, and is expected to be done with out a complaint, but if a man asks a woman for a cup of coffee the woman will come back with "I am Not Your Slave".

8) When the partner does not respond, the woman shouts and asks him to do so. But when he does, the woman shouts and asks him to shut up.

9) A woman complains against her partner who does not give in when the matter is important to her. But, on the other hand, every matter and incident is important to the woman.

10) When the partner buys something, he is wasting money. But, when the woman purchases something, it is because she only lives once.

11) He has got to learn how to apologize to her because this is one of his major faults. She, on the other hand, is always willing to apologize. The only problem why she does not is that such an occasion has yet to arise.

12) He must spend a lot of time fueling their love, but she does not have to as she has worked hard and had a terrible day.

Attention:
No part of the above essay is meant to detail or criticize women. Each different point is merely part of my attempt in mapping out how an amusing portrait of a married woman.